Reasons Macklemore Should Be President:

* First and foremost, any guy with enough confidence to go into a barber shop and request that haircut obviously doesn’t give a flying f**k about what you think. And I respect that.

* He’s not afraid to take a stand on controversial issues and stick to it. (Just read this email.)

* He shops at thrift stores, so I’m sure he’s economical.

* Who else can pull off wearing a tie-dye tank top and a fur coat in the summer time? No one, that’s who. He doesn’t follow trends, which is what we need in a leader.

* He has a sense of humor, yet he can get insanely serious when it’s time to. (Listen to his song “Otherside.”)

* He obviously has a loyal following. I mean, look…the guy got a nipple tat.

*Because this happened…

* And finally, because Ryan Lewis would be a bomb-ass V.P.