Children are clearly not for everyone. Whether you learn this when you’re young or when you’re older– when you know, you just know. I’ve always had a feeling that I didn’t want kids ever since my little brother was first brought home from the hospital when I was 5-years-old. Don’t get me wrong, I love my brother dearly, but changing diapers, waking up at 2 AM for feedings, and dealing with constant crying isn’t my metaphorical cup of tea.
Despite there being a legitimate catalog of reasons to never have kids in my mind, for this article, I’ve narrowed them down to my top 5:
- Sex – I can’t speak for anyone else, but my sex life is my world. When I’m not doing it, it’s pretty much all I’m thinking about doing. With that being said, for most people, once kids are introduced into their relationship, sex stops (or at the very least slows way down). I don’t know about you, but I literally can’t even.
- Sleep – Believe it or not, even at 26-years-old, afternoon naps are the reason I live. As a matter of fact, I just woke up. So, given the fact that I’m sleeping at night and most of the day (unless I’m doing the aforementioned activity listed above), when am I going to have time to take care of another living being?
- Money – It’s no secret, kids are expensive. Even raising kids on generic cereals and Payless Shoes can get pricey when you look at it over an 18+ year timeframe–not to mention college tuition, braces, or any other unforeseen situations that may arise. And what do you get in return? The laughter and joy of a child? I’ll pass.
- Friends – By now, I’m sure the majority of us have friends who have kids. So, you most likely know that they are literally the worst people to be around. From the constant Facebook pictures and updates about their kid’s first potty trained poop, to going out with them and dealing with them constantly having to call home every two minutes to check if their kids are still breathing. (Newsflash, they still are.) Everything that “friends with kids” do is utterly obnoxious. You don’t want to become that, do you?
- No Responsibility – At this stage in my life, my days are pretty much focused on me. When I want something to eat, I go get it. When I want to watch TV, I watch it. When I want to pass out after a few shots of Fireball…well, you get the picture. But, once children come on the scene, your life revolves solely around them. There is no more “you time,” which seems more and more depressing when I think about it.
Ultimately, whatever the reason, the choice is yours. Whether or not you have kids is up to you and only you. Do not let anyone (friends, family, or society) pressure you into bringing a life into this world if you wholeheartedly know that it’s not the path you want to take in life. Having a child is not just an 18 year commitment, but a life commitment. So, if you’re not ready for kids, don’t try to force it in the hopes that it will all “work itself out” in the future.